I am going to give this huge shout out to the psychopath that kept demanding that I wasn't the girl for him. Thank you. I knew that. That is WHY I didn't want to meet up with you.
You're welcome. *Sadie from Awkward.*
Man: "Hey, are we hanging out tomorrow night?"What just happened?! I am not going to meet up with this crazy guy. Steer clear of non-conversationalists and crazy people like this guy.
Me: "Um... I don't remember making plans with you."
Man: "Yes you did. You made the plans."
Me: "I don't know if there is anything here..."
Man: "What? Between us?"
Me: *Typing up response*
Man: "HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT? HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE AND DON'T LIKE. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! HOW CAN YOU MAKE THE JUDGEMENT WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME."
Me: *deletes previous response and about to type up another*
Man: "I HATE WHEN GIRLS DO THAT. WOMEN ARE FUCKING CRAZY. LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO TEXT YOU 24/7 LIKE I HAVE A JOB. YOU WERE SO ANNOYING TEXTING ME ALL WEEK."
Me: *thinks back and realizes that I had only texted him once.*
Man: "I KNOW YOU'RE IGNORING ME NOW. I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU AND NOW YOU REALLY SCREWED ME OVER."
Me: *decides to call family and talk to them about this*
Me: "So this dude... Hold on, I got a call incoming."
Me: *Looks at phone and see's it is Man.*
Me: *internally freaks out but goes back to talking to family member*
Me: *phone beeps again to notify a message. Sees it is a voicemail.*
Me: *listens to it*
Man: "Um hi so its me. You don't know me but I hate that you completely bailed on me. Like you don't even know me. I just when girls do that. Like you're definitely not the right girl for me. So bye."
Me: *looks at phone. blinks. calls family back and tells her about it*
Me: *phone beeps again to show notification on dating website*
Man: *surmises everything he said before* "I been making money all week and you so annoying."
Goodbye.
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