POF... Spam or Attention? Cliche or Cute?

Oh boy, don't even get me started on the amount of notifications you get from this app... I DON'T NEED TO KNOW IF THESE PEOPLE WANT TO MEET ME OR MESSAGE ME. 

I retract that last statement - It's nice to know if some people message me because I like the conversations that I keep up. If you're an interesting person, I will keep the conversation going. Give me questions, I'll answer them and do the same for you. 

What I don't understand is why you message me with "Hey beautiful". How many people have you used that on? 

Come on.

Be honest.

I won't judge... A lot.

Also if I don't respond the first time and I read your message... Isn't there a reason as to WHY I didn't message you back? Think back on your message and then try to understand.

The basic "Hello" or "Hi" is definitely not going to suffice. 

Converse people! Isn't that what we all came on here for? A basic understanding that everyone needs a little love? 

You're so Crazy... You Already Knowwwww

Iggy Azalea, you never cease to fail me to bring a song that is wonderfully descriptor to make me feel like you understand me. Fancy is a wonderful song and yes, I did change the word in there because damn, that song should be called crazy to describe the men on here.

I am going to give this huge shout out to the psychopath that kept demanding that I wasn't the girl for him. Thank you. I knew that. That is WHY I didn't want to meet up with you. 

You're welcome. *Sadie from Awkward.*

Man: "Hey, are we hanging out tomorrow night?"
Me: "Um... I don't remember making plans with you."
Man: "Yes you did. You made the plans."
Me: "I don't know if there is anything here..."
Man: "What? Between us?"
Me: *Typing up response*
Man: "HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT? HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE AND DON'T LIKE. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! HOW CAN YOU MAKE THE JUDGEMENT WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME."
Me: *deletes previous response and about to type up another*
Man: "I HATE WHEN GIRLS DO THAT. WOMEN ARE FUCKING CRAZY. LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO TEXT YOU 24/7 LIKE I HAVE A JOB. YOU WERE SO ANNOYING TEXTING ME ALL WEEK."
Me: *thinks back and realizes that I had only texted him once.*
Man: "I KNOW YOU'RE IGNORING ME NOW. I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU AND NOW YOU REALLY SCREWED ME OVER."
Me: *decides to call family and talk to them about this*
Me: "So this dude... Hold on, I got a call incoming."
Me: *Looks at phone and see's it is Man.*
Me: *internally freaks out but goes back to talking to family member*
Me: *phone beeps again to notify a message. Sees it is a voicemail.*
Me: *listens to it*
Man: "Um hi so its me. You don't know me but I hate that you completely bailed on me. Like you don't even know me. I just when girls do that. Like you're definitely not the right girl for me. So bye."
Me: *looks at phone. blinks. calls family back and tells her about it*
Me: *phone beeps again to show notification on dating website*
Man: *surmises everything he said before* "I been making money all week and you so annoying."

What just happened?! I am not going to meet up with this crazy guy. Steer clear of non-conversationalists and crazy people like this guy. 

Goodbye.

My Grammar Isn't Perfect But...

Dude, bro, come on. 

Can't you at least act a little more educated rather than using the wrong form of too, to, and two; your,  you're; and such. I am kind of getting tired of receiving messages with "JK", "LOL", and bad grammar. Also if you start a conversation with "Hi", "Hello", or "Hey", I am definitely not going to respond to you. 

So unappealing. 

There is a thing called spell-check BUT also a thing about engaging a person in a conversation. 

I am going to say this once: You sound VERY creepy if you are trying to already picture our future together and try to make my night plans for me. If you think I am coming over to your house wearing "something sexy", SLOW DOWN. I DON'T KNOW YOU. 

danger. danger. danger.

That's the thought I keep hearing in my head if you think I am going to do anything with you after that one little comment. You freak me out. Like, bye boy. You ain't the one for me. Can you at least TRY to get to know me before telling me creepy things? 

Going back to the app but I definitely hate messages like that especially while I am heading to my class... Weirdos. 

Plenty of Fish - Evaluation/Review

It's not your place to judge but I have decided to go virtual dating. I never leave my house so why not date from the comfort of my home. Plenty of Fish does just that for me but it also brings out the psychopaths, the clingers, and the smooth talkers. 

I am definitely not judging Plenty of Fish and marking it up to be the worst site because I have been talking to some of the sweetest people ever. 

I am going to say this now and forever hold my peace, I love a guy who can hold a conversation with me. NO AWKWARD PAUSES... *insert awkward pause here*

Let's be honest - It's a good site so far. I have only met one crazy, two clingers, and several smooth talkers. But only ONE guy that can hold a conversation. How sad is that?

This is what POF is to bring to my life:

• After taking our Chemistry Test we match you with personalities that lead to long lasting stable relationships. We match you with online daters that will meet your emotional needs.
• More like 72 questions that bring you the vague answers - TIME TO WASTE MY TIME.
• Discover. Your Relationship Needs. We will tell you what you need in a relationship, where you screwed up (without knowing it) in past relationships and a customized action plan to make your next relationship successful.
• I have relationships needs? Psh. What? No... No, that's not me. The only thing on this site that did this was "What is my ideal first date?"
• This online dating site has been on magazine covers featured in Fox, CNN, The Wall Street Journal, Today, The New York Times, and hundreds of others.
• Um, where?! I'd like to see these covers.

Let's see where my virtual dating adventures take me.